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finalproblem:

I am conducting an experiment in manipulating your Reichenbach feels by dosing you with puppies.

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[Dog photos by Akaporn Bhothisuwan]

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this is a picture of President Lincoln riding a pony

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i’m just going to leave this here

well i mean it’s true i am pretty flawless soo 

ily

when someone says “so tell me about yourself” 

eduardovstheworld:

don-juan:

professorneville:

panicwonderland:

rhiiwitched:

-sexontoast:

partypoison69:

heymoondontyougodown:

crystal-apocalypse:

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I have decided to recap Gossip Girl AKA I have decided I need more reason to spam gifs 

I’ve kind of stopped watching Gossip Girl because it really isn’t that good anymore, but sometimes I tune in like today because I kept being told that it includes some Dair and even though my love for that couple is completely subtle, as it stays in this recap thingy (~POKAH FACE ON~), I do actually enjoy them indeed. So because I’m cool I decided to review and no not because it lets me show more of my gracious love for gif use (~POKAH FACE ON STILL~) but rather because I can. OKAY? OKAY. LET’S ROLL.

Episode starts and Blair is all “brb going early to my internship~” and I’m mentally preparing to pretend like that’s code for “brb I’mma get the Dair on behind-the-scenes-unbeknownst-to-the-viewers” but then low and behold that actually is code for it apparently except on-screen and well what can I say I am a seer

and then Blair and Dan find out they work for the same place now and they commence operation game on face and don’t mind me I’m just laughing forever at Dan’s srs bsns look. I like to imagine what would have occurred directly after that (FYI all imageries include a line one might spontaneously shout during a competitive game of checkers or bingo or something and then a put-Rachel-Berry-to-shame storm out)

Dan: OH IT IS ON, GURLFRIEND

So Blair makes some comment about how she’s going to staple Dan’s tongue onto his shoulder blade lolwhat there are better things to do with his tongue I’m sure. Also apparently she has been applying perfume to people’s coffee, half to get them in trouble and half probably just because she can.

Idk why but it’s amusing for me to imagine her just like spending her work time strategically spritzing away, flouncing about and getting people fired like:

Of course none of this surprises me though. I’m just sitting here like “OH, YOU WOULD.”

Later they’re fighting over who gets to bring the stapler to the in-charge lady. However I’m much more convinced Dan simply saw Blair make a break for the stapler and worried she was carrying out her former threat. Which is understandable because you know better safe than sorry and nobody should be trusting Blair with a potentially harmful object anyway. 

Actually now that I think about it the idea was surely still planted in her mind…hmmm I’M ON TO YOU, BLAIR

So then a lot of things happen blah blah blah something with Serena Van Der Whosen (lol get it Whosen instead of Woodsen because I can barely remember who she is because I’m conveniently fast-forwarding all her scenes) but basically Dan sabotages Blair because he thought she was sabotaging him but turns out she wasn’t so WHOOPSY DAISY. 

Because of that Blair is being all “YOU ASS! YOU CLASSLESS CLINGER!” and I think I saw her hand twitch so she was probably wishing she had that stapler right about now. Or perhaps a wand or something so she could crucio his ass. Now that would be a truly ‘OMG’ plot twist oh man I am amazing somebody just hire me to write for the show already. I’d be super badass and like fix everything with magic. 

Serena taking up episode time? NBD NBD I’LL FIX THIS ~*charater obtains broom and flies off and beyond*~. Vanessa being annoying? BITCH STAND BACK I GOT THIS ~*New character with their own wand spontaneously appears and avada kedavra, yo~”.

Anyway, Blair proceeds to like tackle-slap him and they fall on the floor and like Blair’s making these odd ‘hmmpp!!’ noises and they’re basically rolling around for a second and everyone there is like “….” and I’m like “LOL GUYS YOU’RE IN PUBLIC CONTAIN YOURSELVES JEEZ”

Then Dan feels bad and makes it up by getting Blair her job back even though it means he defiantly loses his. I realized after that this is probably foreshadowing Dair becoming friends or something, so my reaction soon turned from a relatively normal “oh that’s nice of him”

to a sudden and unexpected gush of need to sing show tunes while being in a kick-line and basically I look like I lost my mind

OH I NOTICED MY LACK OF CAPITAL LETTERS MAKES ME LOOK APATHETIC WHICH JUST WON’T DO BECAUSE I PROMISE I AM VERY HAPPY AND AM NOT LOOKING POKER-FACE-ISH AT THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW. RATHER I AM JIGGLING AROUND IN MY SEAT WHISTLING LIKE A HAPPY CAMPER. GOSSIP GIRL MIGHT NOT BE SUCKISH ANYMORE YAY YES WOOT IS THIS REAL LIFE

OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY?

the end